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/ A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm)         \
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| -- by Charles Dickens                 |
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| A man in love with a girl who loves   |
| another man who looks just            |
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| like him has his head chopped off in  |
| France because of a mean              |
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| lady who knits.                       |
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| Crime and Punishment LITE(tm)         |
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| -- by Fyodor Dostoevski               |
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| A man sends a nasty letter to a       |
| pawnbroker, but later                 |
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| feels guilty and apologizes.          |
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| The Odyssey LITE(tm)                  |
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| -- by Homer                           |
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| After working late, a valiant warrior |
\ gets lost on his way home.            /
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